February 2012
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whenever I take my thermometer out of its little case I just wanna take a picture of me fully-clothed on the toilet, looking at it and crying
my temperature was 97.3… /single tear rolls down cheek
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me: puts tablet pen down for 2 seconds
tablet pen: runs away
tablet pen: disappears into sheets
tablet pen: vanishes to the himalayas
tablet pen: floats into the sky
tablet pen: flies into orbit
tablet pen: combusts never to be seen again
me: why
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Douchebro Status Update of the Day time!!!
haters can be haters it dont matter so hate on cause i dont care if u dont like me go ahead and jump on the wagon but wat i cant figure out is if u got a problem stop talkin over the fone or facebook and come see me the day u do that ill respect u after the woopin that comes with it.
what
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I ate so much I feel like barfing
worth it tho
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@Christian
Omg but you’re in NYC how is there no IHOP where you live ;n;
Here I will send you some
I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again: BASEketball is the best bad movie ever
My love for that movie goes unparalleled in the realm of “stupid movies that make me laugh”
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I still have a little bit of a stomachache, so I’m gonna get a soda at IHOP and see if burping helps
Otherwise MOTHERFUCKING FREE PANCAKES
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Note to self: don’t be a lazy piece of shit and actually do wake the fuck up when your alarms go off around 7 so you and Mom can get IHOP and then plenty of time to rp and then Tron
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teppelin replied to your post: why do I have a stomachache when it’s free…
did you do something to offend the pancake gods
I have done nothing but love and worship them ;_;
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why do I have a stomachache when it’s free pancakes day at IHOP where Mom and I are going for dinner in a little bit
why do I have a stomachache when it’s free pancakes day
why do I have a stomachache
why
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HONESTY HOUR
1. had sex?
2. bought condoms?
3. gotten pregnant?
4. failed a class?
5. kissed a boy?
6. kissed a girl?
7. used a little paper bag for lunch?
8. had a job?
9. slipped on ice?
10. missed the school bus?
11. left the house without my wallet?
12. bullied someone on the internet?
13. sexted?
14. had sex in public?
15. played on a sports team?
16. smoked weed?
17. smoked cigarettes?
18. smoked a cigar?
19. drank alcohol? .
20. watched “The Breakfast Club”?
21. been overweight?
22. been underweight?
23. had an eating disorder?
24. been to a wedding?
25. made fun of someone for being fat?
26. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
27. watched tv for 5 hours straight?
28. been late for work?
29. been late for school?
30. kissed in the rain?
31. showered with someone else?
32. failed my drivers test?
33. ran a mile in less than 10 minutes?
34. been outside my home country?
35. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
36. had lice?
37. gotten my heart broken?
38. had a credit card?
39. been to a professional sports game?
40. broken a bone?
41. been unhappy about my weight?
42. won a trophy?
43. cut myself?
44. had an STD?
45. got engaged?
46. been on a diet?
47. tried out to be on a tv show?
48. rode in a taxi?
49. been to prom?
50. played a drinking game?
51. stayed up for 24 hours or more?
52. been to a concert?
53. had a three-some?
54. had a crush on someone of the same sex?
55. been in a car accident?
56. had braces?
57. learned another language?
58. killed an animal?
59. been at a yard sale?
60. been to a japanese steakhouse?
61. wore make up?
62. talked to someone via webcam?
63. lost my virginity before I was 16?
64. had my wisdom teeth taken out?
65. kissed someone a different race than myself?
66. snuck out of the house?
67. bought porn?
68. had a virus on my computer?
69. had oral sex?
70. dyed my hair?
71. gone skinny dipping?
72. graduated from college?
73. wore someone else’s clothes?
74. voted in a presidential election?
75. rode in an ambulance?
76. rode in a helicopter?
77. caught the stove on fire?
78. got in a verbal fight?
79. met someone famous?
80. been on vacation?
82. been on a boat?
81. been on an airplane?
83. broken something expensive?
84. had surgery?
85. kissed someone before I was 14?
86. beat a video game?
87. found something valuable on the ground?
88. made a survey?
89. stalked someone on a social network?
90. prank called someone?
92. spent over $100 shopping in one day?
91. been to a library outside of school?
93. cut my hair and hated it?
94. peed outside?
95. went fishing?
96. helped with charity?
97. taken a pregnancy test?
98. been rejected by a crush?
99. been suspended from school?
100.broken a mirror?
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so my throat vaguely hurts and I’m stopped up again
dammit antibiotics do your job!!!
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Wow that douchebag conservative guy I’m, for some godforsaken reason, still friends with on Facebook, just posted that it’s basically bullshit when women claim birth control regulates their periods and they’re just “looking for cheap ways to have sex”
Or, you know, I could choose to NOT live with severe blood and iron loss and debilitating cramps from 21-day-long...
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sassysharpshooter:
eziohotpantsauditore:
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wow, I guess it’d help if I plugged my tablet in before trying to use it
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